Unfortunately due to severe over exposure and repetition, the word Hamilton has officially been worn out in the UK. Stocks of the word Hamilton had been running low since early April, but were completely exhausted by an irresponsible review programme broadcast by ITV last Saturday afternoon. Its feared that the global supply of the word Hamilton may take years to recover, even with severe rationing in place, meanwhile overuse continues unabated. It is rumored that ITV have located and acquired a substantial stock of the word Hamilton in Hamilton, South Dakota, and this stock is to be used exclusively by Steve Ryder during commentary on this weekends US Grand Prix.
A spokesman for the Hamilton conservation fund said ‘the situation is very worrying, we could be looking at the complete extinction of the word Hamilton worldwide, and this may happen within this season. I urge Lewis to change his name before this happens, as the situation is grave.’
However we can all do our bit by reducing our Hamilton footprint, by not speaking his name unless absolutely necessary. If the general Hamilton output can be reduced then the word may survive albeit at a low level.
